R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
