none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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