All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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