he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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