Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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