people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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