I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Drunk is a universal language darling
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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