Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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