Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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