Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
it hurts more in the daytime
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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