I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Hippo gnu deer
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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