were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Randomize
