And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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