i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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