if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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