a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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