Non-Jews are for practice
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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