As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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