Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
plz talk dirty to me
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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