Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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