Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
this hospital has no fireball
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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