For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
His nipple licking is glorious
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