I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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