whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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