the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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