doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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