windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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