Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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