She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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