Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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