Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Green mimosas i think yes
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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