Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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