no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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