sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Randomize
