She said her name was "party"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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