these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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