evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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