It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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