Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
i think my cat just said my name.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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