Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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