Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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