Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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