North Korea, Best Korea!
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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