But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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