Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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