Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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