Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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