Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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