Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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