I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
MIDGETS
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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